Discostu,
You hit that one on the head! I think we may be dealing with a little bit of "latent homosexual tendancies" with our friend Cogadh na Sith. As Shakespeare once said, "Me thinks thou dost protest too much!"
Hmmmm.... I dunno.... Maybe you should come over so I can try it on you and find out for sure.
What color Lexus do you want?
We'll moon over it as foreplay, just like the guys in the commercial....
That's it--I'm asking my flamboyantly gay college roommate if he thinks it's gay. If he says it's gay: it's gay!
(I actually used to get into fights in college when people said he was gay--until he came out!)