Paris Hilton Makes Herself Sick [ pukes on stage while trying to lip sync ]

andPOP ^ | November 23, 2006 | unattributed

[NonValueAdded]

Laugh until you realize thet Fitchburg State is primarily a teachers college. That youngin' is probably learning your'n by now.

[mikrofon]

Head Janitor: "I'm sorry, sir, we can't seem to get rid of that stain or the smell."

Vegas Clubowner: "{sigh} ... I guess then we'll always have Paris."

[Enosh]

http://www.greygoosevodka.com

I guess she didn't read the instructions. It says quite clearly, "Sip Responsibly."

Hehe... Was she paid for this, ah.. performance?

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

Reminders of the college days. What I can remember of them anyway.

At some point I think most of us grow out of it. Obviously not all of us...

[Issaquahking]

The bimbo is on the left?

[Cobra64]

Well I guess you're bound to get some soap opera viewers and tabloid readers on any site; including a conservative, geopolitical/business site such as FR.

[SunkenCiv]

[rimshot!]

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Nicky Hilton

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[Ditter]

No, liquids can be puked up easier than food. When there is nothing left in your stomach, you can continue to puke, then it's called the dry heaves.

(I am sort of an expert in this sort of thing)

[SunkenCiv]

Life is a banquet.

[Ditter]

That's a good match, but I see her as having a face like a turtle. There is something reptilian about her and she always has a smarmy little smile.

[SunkenCiv]

Reminders of the college days... most of us grow out of it. Obviously not all of us...

Not too sure she ever went to college. :')

[TexasCajun]

It was so cold in New York, Paris Hilton wore underware!

-Leno-

[NCC-1701]

Heiress Meltdown.

[NCC-1701]

You know, it's always five o'clock somewhere.

[SunkenCiv]

Heh... just ask her good friend Jack Daniels.

[SunkenCiv]

Wow, that's cold.

[PSYCHO-FREEP]

The Liberal rule: Live hard, die young, but leave a beautiful corpse....

[syriacus]

Heiress Meltdown.

LOL!! Thanks for providing a real good laugh on a dreary day.

[NCC-1701]

My pleasure. :-}

[SunkenCiv]

[singing] No feee-lins, no feee-lins, no feee-lins, for anybody else, except for myself, my beautiful self-ish...