Heheheh... yes, oh wise one. You're right, there's nothing at all worth seeing in the linux world. By all means, you go right ahead and keep giving your thousands of dollars to the Bill Gates Retirement Fund.
I'll suffer along here with my FOSS OS and it's lousy software thank you.
I'm a grownup and grownup's don't cut off their own nose just to spite Mr Bill's Retirement Fund. I want applications and I want them to work together. If I was 12 years old or younger, then I'd inconvenience myself, trying to save a few hundred dollars.
P.S. I've forgotten more Unix than you'll probably ever know in your lifetime.