[Tanniker Smith]

I'd suggest flunking them all. You'll get a reputation of being a tough teacher.

Been there.
Done that.
Bought the T-shirt.
... okay, I haven't bought the T-shirt, but I saw one in a catalogue that said, "If I'm talking, why aren't you talking notes?"

TS

[Dog Gone]

Oh man, I wish one of my teachers had worn that shirt to class. I would have had newfound respect.

And probably taken notes.