[Bubba Ho-Tep]

Holy Cow! Guess where most of the slaves were? OMG! Guess what the Civil War was? It was redistricting at the most extreme level, nothing more.

Uh, the problem with your latest crackpot theory is that, once they weren't slaves, the southern blacks would count as a full person. Southern representation would INCREASE.

[justshutupandtakeit]

Hilarious stuff. The ole Reduce by INCREASE trick.