Deck the Halls with Advertising, fa la la
Tis the time for Merchandising, fa la la
Profit never needs a reason, fa la la
Get the money, it's the season, fa la la...
BOB CRATCHIT: But Christmas has a significance, a meaning!
MR. SCROOGE: A sales curve! Wake up Cratchit, it's later
than you think!
BOB CRATCHIT: I know Mr. Scrooge. I know.
--from Stan Freberg, Green Chri$tma$
Stan Freberg! I remember that from when I was a kid. Great stuff.