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How I spend my free time

Posted on 11/15/2006 7:20:35 AM PST by bmw_n_me

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day I went down town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo agent." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came down town on the bus; and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08."

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.


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To: bmw_n_me

WHAT FREE TIME ??? --- Sometime wish I had some lately.


21 posted on 11/15/2006 10:38:05 AM PST by PetroniDE (We Don't Live in Texas Anymore --- State Name is Now TAXES !!)
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I wish there were more commies-on-the-hoof afoot.

That was fun!

22 posted on 11/15/2006 6:27:14 PM PST by humblegunner (If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
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