Posted on 11/14/2006 10:06:19 PM PST by Graybeard58
Maybe it was karma.
Three men attempted to kidnap a teenager in a dispute over stereo speakers shortly before 4:45 p.m. Monday, Wichita police reported. One of the three pulled out a gun and fired it at the teen in the 1000 block of South Wichita.
The shot missed the teen. The shooter jammed the gun back into the waistband of his pants... and it went off.
The bullet struck the 23-year-old man in his left testicle, causing him to cringe -- which caused the gun to fire again.
The second shot struck him in the left calf.
He walked into Via Christi Regional Medical Center's St. Francis campus seeking treatment, police said, and was later booked into the Sedgwick County Jail on suspicion of aggravated assault and aggravated attempted kidnapping.
His companions, ages 18 and 20, were arrested for aggravated attempted kidnapping and conspiracy to obstruct justice.
Tu-Pac had so much metal in his body when he died that his grave had to be marked on aviation maps so it wouldn't interfere with the planes' navigational equipment.
He is a prime candidate for future Dimbulb elections. He is not only proabortion he is pre-implantation abortion!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
All of them...
It at least deserves a Darwin Award "Horse shoes and hand grenades" Special Recognition Certificate.
Well let's just hope he's gay then.....
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Searching out these threads is a tough job, Xena, but I'm always willing to sacrifice for the sake of the Salacious Ping List.
No, he said; "look lads, I got one!!!", before he bowed over in excruciating agony! :-P
"Hitler had only one big ball
Goering had two...but very small
Himmler had something similar
But Mr. Goebles had no balls at all"
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