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Women will laugh, men will wince at this story
Kansas.com ^ | November 14, 2006 | Stan Finger

Posted on 11/14/2006 10:06:19 PM PST by Graybeard58

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To: Graybeard58

He won't be pulling his trigger again for a few days.


61 posted on 11/15/2006 3:04:35 AM PST by Right Wing Assault ("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
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To: Graybeard58

I lol-ed - does that make me a bad person?


62 posted on 11/15/2006 3:06:27 AM PST by Mrs Ivan (English, and damned proud of it.)
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To: sourcery
He won't have the ba**s to do that again! :-)

I can not top that. LOL

63 posted on 11/15/2006 3:40:23 AM PST by Jeff Gordon (History convinces me that bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Graybeard58; Velveeta; DAVEY CROCKETT; Donna Lee Nardo; LucyT

You are right, I laughed so hard it woke up the cats.


64 posted on 11/15/2006 3:51:27 AM PST by nw_arizona_granny (Time for the world to wake up and face the fact that there is a war going on, it is world wide!)
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To: DaveLoneRanger
Saaaay, just exactly which cold-blooded women are laughing??

;))))

Dave, use a proper holster.

65 posted on 11/15/2006 5:04:32 AM PST by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: GSlob
Has to be the terminal removal by doing something outstandingly idiotic.

Well, he certainly qualified in the second point.

66 posted on 11/15/2006 5:05:55 AM PST by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: Graybeard58

Well, I can vouch for the first half of the title. I laughed! (Sorry, guys!) ;o)


67 posted on 11/15/2006 5:06:29 AM PST by Ladysmith ((NRA, SAS) Gun owners have illustrated rights are individual and can be protected by individuals.)
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To: derllak

Well hang on...Its only a 50% reduction in capability...


68 posted on 11/15/2006 5:13:26 AM PST by stevie_d_64 (Houston Area Texans (I've always been hated))
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To: geopyg

winner!


69 posted on 11/15/2006 5:49:55 AM PST by freebird5850
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To: 1riot1ranger; al baby; albee; Argh; AtomicBuffaloWings; Bacon Man; beaureguard; bedolido; ...
Oh, hayell yeah it qualifies! Thanks!

Salacious Ping List ping!
And props to Pax for the heads-up!
70 posted on 11/15/2006 6:10:10 AM PST by Xenalyte (Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
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To: Xenalyte

Maybe he has a future as a maniacal dictator. Hitler only had one ball.


71 posted on 11/15/2006 6:14:50 AM PST by CholeraJoe (USAF Air Rescue "That others may live.")
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To: Graybeard58
The bullet struck the 23-year-old man in his left testicle, causing him to cringe -- which caused the gun to fire again.

This is how God helps to ensure that the retarded among us cannot reproduce.

73 posted on 11/15/2006 6:36:41 AM PST by Hemingway's Ghost (Spirit of '75)
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To: DaveLoneRanger

"Saaaay, just exactly which cold-blooded women are laughing??"

Well, I'm not laughing! I have nothing against his remaining testicle (the problem is, neither does he...)


74 posted on 11/15/2006 6:41:28 AM PST by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)
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To: Xenalyte; xsmommy; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

BBWWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! I'm a man and I'm laughing my testicles off at this story...


75 posted on 11/15/2006 6:43:52 AM PST by Argh
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To: CholeraJoe; Xenalyte

Didn't Tu-Pac lose duel function before he died???

I seem to rememebr referring to him as Single-Pac from that time on...


76 posted on 11/15/2006 7:03:30 AM PST by stevie_d_64 (Houston Area Texans (I've always been hated))
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To: DaveLoneRanger
Saaaay, just exactly which cold-blooded women are laughing??

*raises hand*

Yo dawg, dat boy a criminal! Ifn dey wuz any justice, he orter shot off both of them!

Jest another case of a feller in need of a career change, doncha know.

Unfortunately, only an honorable mention for a Darwin Award.

77 posted on 11/15/2006 7:16:08 AM PST by Titan Magroyne (Suicide Bomb Instructor: "Now pay attention, I'm only gonna do this once...")
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To: FrPR

Good things come to those who wait. You're added!


78 posted on 11/15/2006 7:17:11 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Natalie Maines fears me...)
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To: Argh

I'd be careful about doing that if I were you!


79 posted on 11/15/2006 7:18:26 AM PST by Shimmer128 (My beloved is mine and I am his, Song of Sol 2:16)
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To: CholeraJoe
Hitler has only got one ball,
Goering has two, but very small;
Himmler is very sim'lar,
And Goebbels has no balls at all.

80 posted on 11/15/2006 7:24:20 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Natalie Maines fears me...)
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