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Best Bond Girls
MSNBC ^ | 11/13/06 | Jason Katzman

Posted on 11/13/2006 8:05:17 AM PST by teddyballgame

Halle Berry as Jinx in “Die Another Day” (2002) Bond women aren’t usually appreciated for their acting assets, but Halle Berry brings something to the role that no other Bond girl ever has — Oscar, acting Oscar. Like Michelle Yeoh in “Tomorrow Never Dies,” Jinx is Bond’s equal. Bond first glimpses Jinx, who is an agent for the NSA, emerging from the ocean, skimpy bathing suit and all. It’s an obvious homage to Ursula Andress in “Dr.No” that works. To whatever effect, Berry rises above what may be one of the worst Bond films ever made. C’mon, it has an invisible car. Fortunately, Berry is anything but invisible.

MGM Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp in “Goldeneye” (1995) Perhaps her name should have been Xenia Overdatopp? What else can one say about a woman who gets aroused by murder, especially squeezing men to death between her vice-like thighs? Still, given Bond’s skill at seduction, driving a wedge in Xenia’s evil plan requires great care. They first meet on a mountain road with dueling cars, then in a casino with dueling wit, then in a sauna, with dueling libido. If anyone could get the best of James, it’s Xenia. With her, his manhood is at stake in more ways than one.

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To: Teacher317
Carey Lowell....yummy

I'll even forgive her lack of trigger discipline.

41 posted on 11/13/2006 8:34:53 AM PST by AngryJawa ({NRA}{IDPA} Proud Infidel Since 1968)
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To: Quilla

Oh my.


42 posted on 11/13/2006 8:35:23 AM PST by jdm
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To: Phsstpok

Mack The Knife


43 posted on 11/13/2006 8:36:08 AM PST by El Gran Salseron (The FR Canteen's World-Famous, Resident, Equal-Opportunity Male-Chauvinist-Pig! Got it? :-))
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To: teddyballgame
A quick search reveals:


44 posted on 11/13/2006 8:40:16 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: Give therapeutic violence a chance!)
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To: PBRSTREETGANG
> I'd put Pussy Galore in the top five...for the name alone.

Honor Blackman as Ms. Pussy. IMHO tied with Diana Rigg for No. 1.


45 posted on 11/13/2006 8:40:28 AM PST by cloud8
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

"I'd put Pussy Galore in the top five...for the name alone."

How did they ever get away with that name in the early 60s?


46 posted on 11/13/2006 8:40:44 AM PST by Carl LaFong (Give Turtle Bay back to the turtles.Oh...and watch out for snakes!)
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To: abb
ding ding ding ding ding ding

for those who don't know, Lotte Lenya was married to composer Kurt Weill who wrote songs and plays, including the Three Penny Opera, which proved to be Lenya's breakthrough part. He wrote the song Mack the Knife and, years later, Louis Armstrong recorded a version of it where he improvised and included Lotte Lenya's name as one of Mack's victims. Bobby Darin also included that line in his version of the song and Sinatra did occassionally, as well.

47 posted on 11/13/2006 8:41:16 AM PST by Phsstpok (Often wrong, but never in doubt)
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To: teddyballgame

Magda, hands down.


48 posted on 11/13/2006 8:41:51 AM PST by krb (If you're not outraged, people probably like having you around.)
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To: teddyballgame
James Bond goes missing after "You Only Live Twice!" and M writes his Obit for the Times.

James Bond was born in 1919 and fought for His Majesty in WWII. Given his age of 87 I think that Estelle Getty might be the girl of his dreams. Then again Helen Thomas might be "too much" women for him to handle!

49 posted on 11/13/2006 8:42:30 AM PST by Young Werther
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To: Phsstpok

"Mack the Knife" right?


50 posted on 11/13/2006 8:42:35 AM PST by fish hawk
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To: teddyballgame
“Poossy”... Galore
51 posted on 11/13/2006 8:44:56 AM PST by johnny7 ("We took a hell of a beating." -'Vinegar Joe' Stilwell)
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To: Rummyfan

I agree the brit who played the evil agent outclassed her.


52 posted on 11/13/2006 8:46:36 AM PST by avile
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To: cloud8
Honor Blackman ... tied with Diana Rigg

Wow, what an image to contemplate!

Do you know what they have in common besides both being Bond girls? Both were the femme fatales in the UK TV series, The Avengers, opposite Patrick Macnee.

53 posted on 11/13/2006 8:47:07 AM PST by Phsstpok (Often wrong, but never in doubt)
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To: cloud8

And remember, as if we could forget, Honor Blackman and Diana Riggs were both stars of The Avengers.


54 posted on 11/13/2006 8:48:17 AM PST by Waverunner
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To: cloud8

And remember, as if we could forget, Honor Blackman and Diana Riggs were both stars of The Avengers.


55 posted on 11/13/2006 8:48:25 AM PST by Waverunner
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To: fish hawk

Teri Hatcher and Denise Richards..without a doubt..

Of course maybe I am biased because I like well-endowed women..8-)


56 posted on 11/13/2006 8:48:31 AM PST by Armedanddangerous (Master of Sinanju(Emeritus))
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To: houeto

Did you know those legs belong to a transvestite?


57 posted on 11/13/2006 8:48:40 AM PST by Lee'sGhost (Crom!)
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To: cloud8

The "problem" with Diana Rigg as the top Bond girl of all time is that she's far better known as Mrs. Emma Peel from the Avengers...who, BTW, did wonders for leather..


58 posted on 11/13/2006 8:49:44 AM PST by ken5050
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To: Phsstpok

Wasn't she the widow of Kurt Weill, the author of "Mack the KNife" / "Threepenny Opera"?


59 posted on 11/13/2006 8:52:30 AM PST by rudy45
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To: teddyballgame
I also liked Terri Hatcher (the World is not Enough).

Terri Hatcher was in Tomorrow Never Dies.
60 posted on 11/13/2006 8:53:59 AM PST by RandallFlagg (Suddenly, there'll be LOTS of GOOD NEWS coming out of Iraq from CNN (PUKE!))
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