Posted on 11/07/2006 10:43:27 PM PST by Registered
Goodnight Freeper friends. Don't worry about sleeping in the cold tonight. By this weekend, there should be free food and shelter for all of us.
I think the public has a right to know that Pelosi only hires NON-union workers on her millions-of-dollars vinyard, and I'm willing to be that many of them are ILLEGALS. Also, she has been the worst advertisement possible to the makers of Botox. ;)
LOL! Good night, comrade!
But, Chena, Pelosi thinks it can be easily accomplished... WOOHOO!
/sorry... still bitter, I guess LOL
Goodnight, all, I'll come back tomorrow and check for funnier ones :-)
I hate to miss out on the fun, but I have to sign off, onyx. My hubby is home this week and even though he's sleeping, I still like to enjoy having him nearby. Translated, that means I like to watch him sleep....and twitch...as I tickle his nose with a feather. heh heh (just kidding, I would NEVER do such a thing...seriesly.) ;)
I saw this earlier ..Registered is the greatest!
While they're at it, I want guaranteed, 4 yrs. of tuition deductions for my 5 unborn grandchildren, guaranteed, pesticide-free weekly organic produce and eggs, and oil drilling off the FL coast.
Woo-HOO for you! Night, Chena.
Goodnight, Tamzee. No need to apologize for being bitter. I'm bitter too. I'm bitter about the Dem's winning and to make matters worse, I'm bitter cold. brrrrrr
I agree --- Registered is the greatest!
*Oh, Dems, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz? My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends. Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends ... oh, Dems, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?*
I want red light cameras at every intersection in America. By Monday.
And I want my own invisibility cloak, the only one in the universe.
I want to be cured, too! Thank you, Jesus! Oops, sorry - force of habit. Won't happen again.
Thank you, yes, we want Nawlins back up to snuff! Pronto! Then give all the tourist receipts to us in Houston. Well, to me, for putting up with the Katrina people next door.
Free gas? Well, OK - but then I need the government to pay *me* for the gas they aren't paying the oil companies for.
Then I need some living expenses. Oh, I know! I need an arts grant! Yeah, that's the ticket. I will create a lifestyle that is the "fine art of living" and will need probably $20 grand per month for this, along with the Mercedes-Benz, free gas, free insurance, free medical care, free food, free cosmetics, free clothes, free hair care, free shoes, free big-screen TV for my free media room in my free house, free DVDs of every movie or TV show I've never seen because I was too busy working, free paint, free maid service, free crafts supplies for my occupational therapy when I won't have to do anything at all for myself anymore, a free Vespa just because, free holiday decorations, free wireless computers and instantaneous free upgrades of all software I desire auto-loaded and ummmm ... free more!
I want my yard declared an endangered wetland so I don't have to mow it anymore.
Hey! I'm a VICTIM, too! And a minority - a Pubbie minority. And I'm an Indian, too. (That's several extra points.)
And I'm a female. And I'm left-handed. And I'm very poor. And I live in a ghetto. And I'm asthmatic. And I'm divorced. And let's see ...
Oh, what the heck ... I want REPARATIONS and I want them now and for FREE!
Get in line FRiend. WOO-HOO! Let the spending commence!
I want mine!
Well, if the public's going to get the right to know *everything* from this new regime, then I want to know:
*Who is the real father of Anna Nicole's baby?*
Tell us NOW!
I want to know how many surgeries Bella Pelosi has had on her face.
I want fresh-cut flowers in a different vase every day! Delivered. Free!
We need to get arts grants, onyx! *Arts grants*!
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