Stock Ownership? Advertising Executive for FOOD network? Anyway, my opinion is different from yours and it appears that you want to change my mind. It's probably a good idea to accept that not all ideas are the same as yours, because regardless of the plug I have not changed my mind. Nice try, though...
You are now by decree ordered to change your mind. The powers granted to me for this decree are beyond contestation. So let it be said, so let it be written, so it shall be done.
It's just a cooking show. I'm seriously not being serious about this seriously serious subject of a show where chefs prepare great food and a show that you really really really enjoy watching and a show that I know you watch every single solitary replay of even if it's many years later from recordings you've made on 8-Track tape.
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