Your statement borders on madness. Your obviously an individual who has never had to endure repeated beatings by a wacko spouse.
Laughing teeth, why should we listen to you? Everything you say is a joke.
Don't marry a wacko spouse and that won't happen. Look for someone with character and godliness while encouraging such attributes in yourself and your loved ones.
But, you are a self-admitted joke waiting to happen, so I don't expect you even care.
Go annoy someone else.