[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

And this just in, My a$$ cheeks are white.

[Darkwolf377]

This just in, there's a gum wrapper on my desk, just to the left of my keyboard. It is white, and crumpled.

About as important a piece of news as some actor's sex confession.

[He Rides A White Horse]

And this just in, My a$$ cheeks are white.

Really, who cares. Somehow, I think my mental filing cabinet will be tossing doogie's proclamation in about 5,4,3....seconds.