I am officially opening the Darkwolf Medical Treatment for Kerry-Caused Laughing Fit Fund and Storm Door Company. All contributions will go toward repairing the damage to my throat from laughing myself hoarse over this idiot's self-inflicted political deathblow. I blame any FReeper who has posted a story about this and refusing to let it die for my sore throat, aching sides, lack of sleep as I hit the refresh button, and the feeling of euphoria as I get too much oxygen to my brain from laughing for days about this moron's self-destruction. He began his public career by bashing the troops; now he ends it in the same manner, but I am the one having the last laugh...and it's killing me! (pleasantly) Please give generously!
A great enterprise, indeed. It should be very profitable here at FR. ROTFL