"I don't get those looks anymore even if I wear my tight jeans."
Hmm...no tight jeans for me. That would get the "Ewwww!" look. Not what I'm going for. I'd settle for the "cute old man" look. I'll have to work on my presentation, I guess.
My wife just laughs at my expectations. She finds it very amusing. Ah, well...she found it amusing when they flirted with me, too. It's good to be able to amuse your wife....I guess.
My wife constantly reminds me of this truism:
When a middle aged man looks in the mirror, he still sees the 18 year-old who used to stare back at him.