"But in his defense, I must say that I have bought a lot of stuff I've never used.
I have a cupboard filled with all manner of canned vegetables that are older than some of my grown children."
I cornered the market on plastic sheets and duct tape after 9-11 and I have a hurricane shelf packed with Dinty Moore Stew and Spam in case we have a hurricane. The water bottles sprung leaks so I might get caught short there along with toilet paper.
Yep. Absolutely! Nothin' worse than short toilet paper.
In the army we learned the art of leaves and woodcraft.