I married one myself. Not sure what it is about them that always made me behave in such an undignified manner, but one thing I can tell you...Being the father of one doesn't make the indignity get any better.
I married a redhead too.
Judging by what you said, I guess I should be happy my daughter has the hair color I had as a kid... dirty blonde.
The Mrs. and I were convinced she'd be born a redhead.