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Hello guys....

Nice to be back(I guess..)

I have an idea, that came to me this weekend(Saturday night, to be exact.) It involves creating a little video, one that would demonstrate the total lunacy of the "food police", that are now seeking to ruin all of the food we consume in this land.

It would go something like this::

A pair of uniformed officials(one male and the other female) would drive around in a car, most likely a Toyota Prius or Honda Insight. The car would have the initials "DEA" on it. Under each capital letter would be these words:: Dietary Enforcement Administration. They would respond to calls on their car radio of "serious violations" and would then race to the "Crime scene", (such as a couple eating steak at a restaurant) and then, approach the "crime scene", saying' Stop!! You are in violation of code"xxx-xxx-xx" consuming a prohibited substance" please step away from the table, slowly". Then--the DEA officers would "confiscate" the "contraband" and in turn, "replace" it with some "approved" food-- like celery or tofu. They would chant.....as they left the scene" we are the here to save humnanity--from themselves....because we care!! AND- as they were leaving the "crime scene" a REAL crime would be taking place(such as someone getting accosted in a parking lot) to which they would be totally oblivious to.

This would continue, with the "DEA" raiding backyard cookouts, fast-food joint,school cafeteria and finally, a big pig roast, which would of course, cause them to shout "we need backup here". In route to and from each "crime" they would pass and ignore such real crimes such as a car theft,drug deal, robbery of a store, shoot-out, and finally, after the "raid of the pig roast" they would pass by Osama Bin Laden and his gang loading containers with the "radioactive" symbol on them into a truck--(having hijacked a military convoy) to which they would just wave--and head to their next "crime scene", chanting. We are hear to protect humanity..from themselves..because we care!!

Does that sound like something that someone could make into a good little video(say about 8-10 minutes or so??) I do NOT have the know-how to do so myself.