[nuke rocketeer]

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

[nuke rocketeer]

This one fits Illinois and especially Chicago to a tee.....

[sully777]

You're on a roll.

[the lastbestlady]

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!" The grasshopper says, "Really? You have a drink named Steve?"