[nuke rocketeer]

Resistance may be futile, but capacitance has potential.

[sully777]

You were once depressed...
...now you got your confidence incontinence back.

[fredhead]

Speaking of capacitance, back in the day we (Navy Electronics Techs) used to charge up a capacitor using a megger (crank it and it makes 500 volts) and then throw the capacitor to whoever walked into the space, telling them "Catch!" What a shocking development that was.