Don't you gotta go to the bathroom?
Yeah, but remember that Steve Martin movie where he played the part of the eyepatch wearing dimwit son of some big shot? Some guy was having dinner with them one night and the big shot, the guy, and Martin were sitting at the table. - Martin kept asking annoying questions - then, finally, he asked, "Daddy, may I go to the bathroom?" His Daddy said, "Yes, of course, son." So, the visiting guy sat there expecting Martin to get up and go to the bathroom; but Martin just kept sitting there, and sitting there, and sitting there for the longest time with all sorts of expressions on his face - until finally a look of extreme relief lightened his countenance. - I'm not much of a Steve Martin fan, and I was channel surfing that night and happened to catch that scene - don't know the name of the movie.
A perfect Depends commercial if ever I saw one.