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Fire breaks out at Salt Lake crematorium [600lb. man's cremation leads to grease fire]
abc4.com ^ | 10/25/2006 | Larry Warren

Posted on 10/25/2006 8:06:45 AM PDT by yankeedame

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To: yankeedame

I can't believe this isn't a Scrappleface article.


41 posted on 10/25/2006 7:08:14 PM PDT by Tamar1973 (We can't be brilliant all the time but the path to conservative brilliance starts at Free Republic!)
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To: RepoGirl

This is a bit nasty, but PING!


42 posted on 10/25/2006 8:47:57 PM PDT by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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To: lesser_satan
This is just one of those "Ouch!" moments. I'm sure glad he wasn't harmed while they were cremating him, though.
43 posted on 10/26/2006 8:00:55 AM PDT by RepoGirl ("Tom, I'm getting dead from you, but I'm not getting Un-dead..." -- Frasier Crane)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
"You can rest assured that the apple stayed in his mouth throughout the procedure."

You are sooooooo bad!

;-)

44 posted on 10/26/2006 3:45:43 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (I will always love you, Flyer.)
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To: yankeedame

Yeeoooooooow.


45 posted on 10/26/2006 3:47:22 PM PDT by tioga
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To: yankeedame

Sounds like they were cremating the Goodyear blimp. Good thing they don't use hydrogen anymore. Would have leveled SL city.


46 posted on 10/26/2006 6:22:23 PM PDT by Right Wing Assault ("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

*lmao*


47 posted on 10/27/2006 10:10:26 AM PDT by plinker's2sense
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To: yankeedame
The crematorium is back in business and the funeral director said they'll notify the family to assure them their loved one wasn't harmed.

"No problem, ma'am, he's OK. We just spread some salt around and swept him up, it's not even slippery or nothing."

48 posted on 10/27/2006 4:20:43 PM PDT by RansomOttawa (tm)
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