Hah! I believe you when #6 kid shows up. : )
Sorry...won't happen. My wife shopped around and found me a great rate on a little urological procedure, it cleared that kid-production process right up.
It only cost us a couple bags of dog food, and I had to go to the clinic on the third Thursday of the month. I still don't know what that paper cone around my neck was all about...
...oh...and it came with a free rabies shot.