Kilts, anyone?
I wish I could say that the hat was a "hair raising" experiene but we all thought that this item was not a "man thing!" so they were in the trash cans before 4th of July!
Maybe a air cooled cup might work. Kilt? Gotta be a "Braveheart" to wear one of them. I did run across of picture of Queen Elizabeth surrounded by her Scotish Guard. She was seated and so were the guards to the left and the right. The guard immediately to her right didn't know how to "sit like a lady" and did reveal that, "You don't wear underwear under a kilt!"