More long winded rationalizations trying to explain your lies doesn't work, especially since you've now been caught spewing more lies on this very thread. Like most habitual liars, you're now caught in a web of your lies, and are trying to lie your way out of that, which isn't working either. I'm signing off for now before you or the Jim Rome Clones try to get the thread pulled like usual, this is another keeper that can be used as an example of your deceit later.
Name one. Did I lie about the law?
you're now caught in a web of your lies
The story, taken from the beginning in context, supports my assertion that it was a joke on you.