Posted on 10/20/2006 6:44:54 AM PDT by Mo1
Wow, she really slapped 'em silly! I'd love to see more people like her have the guts to stand up and tell it like it is. I think that should be posted on FR for ALL to see! It was amazing, not only to hear that from a woman, but an Arab woman no less! Wow! Thanks, Cardy!
Posting this by way of Lodwick. ;)
Christmas Angels
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip ... But there were problems everywhere.
Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit.
This stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.
More stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.
So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hid the liquor and there was nothing to drink.
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.
Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door.
He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa.
Isn't it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you.
Isn't it just a lovely tree?
Where would you like me to stick it?"
Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
Rofl! GREAT story, Gran! The only part of the story I find hard to believe was the elves hiding the liquor. Come on! We all know the truth. Dadburn those drunken, lyin', thieving elves anyway!
:)
Never trust ANY man, Grannie! :)
Well of course,...see I am getting senile!
(Hanging my head in shame.)
Rofl! And you've got a mean streak in you too! Seeing that Abujabbawabba guy always makes me wanna gouge my eyes out!
Thanks, Gran! :P
*ahem*
You're an exception, Nully! We all adore you....and you always make the ladies drool! *smacking lips* :)
I just posted it on FR as you suggested.
Baaad Nully, you are not short. You're just right! ;)
You may have gone a bit far with that one...lol.
(kidding Nully, kidding.....................)
Thank you, Cardy! That'll make a LOT of people's day! Can't wait to see the shock on their faces! :)
be careful Mort
Derr? Are you talkin' to me? Alright, I guess Derr and Derly are better than Derky. I really need to change my name!
Thanks for the slap, Nully. To be honest, I kinda liked it....feel free to do it again! ;)
To Derky Jerky?
Oh no! I shoulda kept my mouth shut! :P
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