A serial killer is in the ocean.
To: Zuben Elgenubi
Stingray Leaps Into Boat, Stabs Man in Chest, Steals Wallet, Car Keys, Threatens to Date Daughter.
2 posted on
10/19/2006 11:02:24 AM PDT by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: Zuben Elgenubi
I think that I remember a Cousteau moment where stingrays were filmed "flying" on top of the water. The fisherman just ignored the stingrays and like any person who doesn't follow the rules of the road he was "vetted!"
To: Zuben Elgenubi
Foley was molested by a stingray!
Tearfully revealed.
Stingray sought for comment.
SeaWorld to conduct independent investigation.
Film at eleven.
8 posted on
10/19/2006 11:57:44 AM PDT by
SquirrelKing
(Kayaking, environmental-conservationist, organic food eating, beer loving, gun owning conservative.)
To: Zuben Elgenubi
Stingray Leaps Into Boat, Stabs Man in Chest Leaps? Do stingrays have legs? Stabs? Do they have arms? And carry knives? Interesting use of descriptive words.
11 posted on
10/19/2006 12:50:05 PM PDT by
SoldierDad
(Proud Father of a 10th Mountain Division 2nd BCT Soldier fighting in Mahmudiyah)
To: Zuben Elgenubi
Don't you think it's probably "global warming" that is causing the stingrays to go crazy?
13 posted on
10/19/2006 1:53:56 PM PDT by
Rte66
To: Zuben Elgenubi
See what happens when you try to appease them? You can't trust radical fishlam.
21 posted on
10/19/2006 8:03:17 PM PDT by
SlowBoat407
(A living insult to islam since 1959)
To: Zuben Elgenubi
First, I thought it was an eagle ray, and second, how come this is in sports? ;)
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