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Stingray Leaps Into Boat, Stabs Man in Chest
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| October 19, 2006
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Posted on 10/19/2006 11:00:23 AM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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A serial killer is in the ocean.
To: Zuben Elgenubi
Stingray Leaps Into Boat, Stabs Man in Chest, Steals Wallet, Car Keys, Threatens to Date Daughter.
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posted on
10/19/2006 11:02:24 AM PDT
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: IncPen
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posted on
10/19/2006 11:07:56 AM PDT
by
Nailbiter
To: theDentist
Today, the killer traveled to Bali and was poised to pierce five young hearts at once.
To: Nailbiter
And then it's onto New Zealand for his next victim. Recently, he's begun to save the scalps and beards of his prey.
To: Zuben Elgenubi
I think that I remember a Cousteau moment where stingrays were filmed "flying" on top of the water. The fisherman just ignored the stingrays and like any person who doesn't follow the rules of the road he was "vetted!"
To: Young Werther
Like shooting fish in a barrel . . .
To: Zuben Elgenubi
Foley was molested by a stingray!
Tearfully revealed.
Stingray sought for comment.
SeaWorld to conduct independent investigation.
Film at eleven.
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posted on
10/19/2006 11:57:44 AM PDT
by
SquirrelKing
(Kayaking, environmental-conservationist, organic food eating, beer loving, gun owning conservative.)
To: SquirrelKing
Scientists believe the killer started out small. But it was just a matter of time before he moved onto larger prey like future Congressmen, Animal wrestlers and 80-year old anglers . . .
To: Zuben Elgenubi
p.s. He even got Woody Allen young. The small stinger forced Woody to betray Mia and prey on the young also.
To: Zuben Elgenubi
Stingray Leaps Into Boat, Stabs Man in Chest Leaps? Do stingrays have legs? Stabs? Do they have arms? And carry knives? Interesting use of descriptive words.
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posted on
10/19/2006 12:50:05 PM PDT
by
SoldierDad
(Proud Father of a 10th Mountain Division 2nd BCT Soldier fighting in Mahmudiyah)
To: SoldierDad
I saw a stingray leaping out of the water in Florida once.
To: Zuben Elgenubi
Don't you think it's probably "global warming" that is causing the stingrays to go crazy?
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posted on
10/19/2006 1:53:56 PM PDT
by
Rte66
To: SoldierDad
The stingray as he appears in the dark. Scientists believe this form explains why all stingray attacks happen during the day.
To: Peace Is Coming
I've seen salmon and trout jump out of the water. But, I've never seen a "fish" leap out of the water. Okay, that sounds wrong too.
Jumping or leaping without legs just doesn't work for me. There must be a more correct term.
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posted on
10/19/2006 1:59:58 PM PDT
by
SoldierDad
(Proud Father of a 10th Mountain Division 2nd BCT Soldier fighting in Mahmudiyah)
To: Zuben Elgenubi
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posted on
10/19/2006 2:01:49 PM PDT
by
SoldierDad
(Proud Father of a 10th Mountain Division 2nd BCT Soldier fighting in Mahmudiyah)
To: SoldierDad
Just kidding. That's actually the Stingray Nebula.
To: Rte66
Tom Hanks never got off that island alive; the stingray took his life and ate Wilson. Hollywood never gets it right.
To: Zuben Elgenubi
I figured you were joshing.
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posted on
10/19/2006 7:43:56 PM PDT
by
SoldierDad
(Proud Father of a 10th Mountain Division 2nd BCT Soldier fighting in Mahmudiyah)
To: Zuben Elgenubi
Even Steve Irwin would tell you that stingrays don't eat basketballs, especially friend ones.
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posted on
10/19/2006 8:00:15 PM PDT
by
Rte66
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