From the article.... "As he picked up limbs along the sidewalk,..."
I am so going to hell.
*** I am so going to hell.
As well you should, for making me squirt hot coffee through my nose. ;-)
Also from the article:
"It's actually been kind of nice. And I'm getting healthier, eating right and toning up."
and
"Bowen guessed they've got enough food for about three months."
Writes itself, doesn't it?