[kevkrom]

I am pretty darn sure she is going to be my future wife, I will let it slide. But, she will take it away from me from my cold, lifeless hands.

Yes, yes, she will. You just don't realize yet that you'll still be breathing at that point.

Learn the following three phrases, and repeat them until you can use them on reflex:

1. Yes, dear.
2. Of course, dear.
3. Whatever you say, dear.

[mnehring]

You forgot the most important one:

4. Do you want the Gold Card or the Black Card?