[trisham]

16. Okay, the dog can do whatever he wants. I just hope he continues to allow me to live in the house so that I may serve him better. I wonder if that old dog house is up for sale? Just in case. Winter's coming on, and I may need shelter.

[OregonRancher]

Reality folks: Our two dogs have a job with no specific duty except to bark at strangers after dark, they have the worlds best medical plan for life, the best retirement plan in the world, excellent food with the occasional rib-eye bone's, wonderful travel benefits, they see everything we do and they don't have to do anything. Warm quarters with very soft beds that are cleaned regularly.