[John Jorsett]

Believe it. I read once where even at the infamous Viper Club in Hollywood, the guys would ask the women to lay down on the floor and, if their breasts didn't move naturally, they derided them as "gel packs."

I'd be turned off by anyone stupid enough to lie on the floor just because someone tells them to.

[wouldntbprudent]

Well, of course, but imagine what it means to have shallow L.A.-types inspecting whether breasts are real or not. This says what about the cultural value placed on fake boobs?

I recall a story about Ben Affleck saying to John Kerry's daughter, "wow, are those real?" What's she supposed to say, "No, Dr. Rey had them on sale last month so I took two."

[Huntress]

Believe it. I read once where even at the infamous Viper Club in Hollywood, the guys would ask the women to lay down on the floor and, if their breasts didn't move naturally, they derided them as "gel packs."

I'd be turned off by anyone stupid enough to lie on the floor just because someone tells them to.

And any guy who would ask a gal to do that is a creep. So I reckon the guys and gals who engage in that deserve each other.

[GretchenM]

Your reply: I'd be turned off by anyone stupid enough to lie on the floor just because someone tells them to.

My reply (written before I read your reply): I don't know what the Viper Club is / was (and don't want to), but any woman who would lie down on the floor when told to, for *inspection*, has to be a few croutons short of a salad.