The only reason a man bathes is so he will smell good and attract a female and have sex. The only reason a man builds a house and takes on a mortgage is so he can attract a female and have sex. The only reason a man works is so he can make money and afford to have sex. The only reason a man eats is so he can have the strength to have sex. The only reason a man does anything is so he can have sex...
This is my theory and I am sticking to it.