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To: Miztiki; MotleyGirl70; Larry Lucido; Mr. Brightside; lesser_satan

KRAMER: These showers are horrible. There's no pressure, I can't get the shampoo out of my hair.

JERRY: Me either.

KRAMER: If I don't have a good shower I am not myself. I feel weak and ineffectual. I'm not Kramer.


30 posted on 10/10/2006 2:45:20 AM PDT by Cagey
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To: Cagey; Miztiki; MotleyGirl70; Larry Lucido; Mr. Brightside
Kramer: Oh, Elaine. Yeah. Elaine: Kramer, you look terrible. Kramer: Look, I need the keys to your apartment, I gotta take a shower.

Elaine: What's wrong with your shower?

Kramer: There's no water pressure.

Elaine: Why don't you just go see Jerry?

Kramer: Jerry's got nothing. Newman's got nothing. You're the only one I know who's got the good stuff, and I need it bad, baby, cause I feel like I got bugs crawling up my skin. Now you gotta help me out.

Peterman (busting in): Not on my watch! (Grabs Kramer by the collar) I won't have you turning my office into a den of iniquity! Get your fix somewhere else!

43 posted on 10/10/2006 5:39:12 AM PDT by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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