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Man eats 247 jalapenos to win contest
yahoo! ^ | Oct 9, 2006

Posted on 10/09/2006 10:04:48 AM PDT by stainlessbanner

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1 posted on 10/09/2006 10:04:49 AM PDT by stainlessbanner
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To: stainlessbanner
One of my (male) co-workers, who was reading over my shoulder just said, "Man, that's gonna hurt!!"
2 posted on 10/09/2006 10:05:53 AM PDT by LIConFem (Just opened a new seafood restaurant in Great Britain, called "Squid Pro Quid")
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Two days from now is the problem. I had a 10+ alarm chili once that was a combination of habanero, scotch bonnet, jalapeno, serrano, thai bird and several other hot chilis.

I regretted it later when it came out the other end.


3 posted on 10/09/2006 10:07:05 AM PDT by dogbyte12
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Hope he's no where near fire when he farts.


4 posted on 10/09/2006 10:07:11 AM PDT by TightyRighty
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"It's really pretty stupid," DeMarco said.
5 posted on 10/09/2006 10:07:13 AM PDT by Moonman62 (The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
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That is exactly the first thought I had...word for word. LOL
6 posted on 10/09/2006 10:07:25 AM PDT by Allegra (Super Elastic Bubble Plastic!)
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"If they get sick, they're going to be vomiting it up, and that can cause esophageal tears," he said.

This guy just doesn't understand the spirit of competition...you gotta PUSH!

7 posted on 10/09/2006 10:08:03 AM PDT by gorush (Exterminate the Moops!)
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Hope he's no where near fire when he farts.

He'll make his own fire....

8 posted on 10/09/2006 10:08:34 AM PDT by Allegra (Super Elastic Bubble Plastic!)
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He won't be able to sit down (except on the can) for a couple of days.


9 posted on 10/09/2006 10:08:40 AM PDT by Disambiguator (If the Democrats were a stock, I would short them.)
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I think the fire would be redundant. I hope he's nowhere near anyting flamable when he, er, "equalizes".


10 posted on 10/09/2006 10:08:51 AM PDT by LIConFem (Just opened a new seafood restaurant in Great Britain, called "Squid Pro Quid")
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To: Moonman62

I are the lyrics to Johnny Cash's song "Burning Ring Of Fire" playing in my head reading this?


11 posted on 10/09/2006 10:09:12 AM PDT by Hydroshock ( (Proverbs 22:7). The rich ruleth over the poor, and the borrower is servant to the lender.)
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That's gonna feel like lava when it comes out the other end ...


12 posted on 10/09/2006 10:09:42 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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How do you eat 247 jalapenos? You practice constantly -- 24/7!


13 posted on 10/09/2006 10:09:54 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The broken wall, the burning roof and tower. And Agamemnon dead.)
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To: stainlessbanner

Make it a contest to eat about 250 donuts, and THEN I'd be interested!!


14 posted on 10/09/2006 10:10:13 AM PDT by willgolfforfood
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To: pax_et_bonum; Xenalyte; Bacon Man; Hap; humblegunner

I-don't-care-about-my-stomach-lining-ping.


15 posted on 10/09/2006 10:10:59 AM PDT by Allegra (Super Elastic Bubble Plastic!)
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He better hang on to the toilet seat tomorrow or NASA may be tracking him.

TT


16 posted on 10/09/2006 10:11:33 AM PDT by TexasTransplant (NEMO ME IMPUNE LACESSET)
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They should wait 24 hours to award the prizes. If the apparent winners are left standing tomorrow they would win.


17 posted on 10/09/2006 10:11:58 AM PDT by RightWhale (Repeal the law of the excluded middle)
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To: willgolfforfood
Make it a contest to eat about 250 donuts, and THEN I'd be interested!!

Let me know if you hear about a Kit-Kat eating contest. I'll be there!

18 posted on 10/09/2006 10:13:04 AM PDT by Allegra (Super Elastic Bubble Plastic!)
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To: LIConFem

Hasn't anyone here farted next to a lit match? It's Mythbusting time!


19 posted on 10/09/2006 10:14:34 AM PDT by TightyRighty
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To: LIConFem
Aye, he'll have an arse like a Jap flag. :-)


20 posted on 10/09/2006 10:15:01 AM PDT by Flashman_at_the_charge (A proud member of the self-preservation society)
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