We used to call department stores and have Mike Hunt paged when we were teenagers.
When I worked in an Emergency Room,the charge nurse once,as an April Fools joke,asked one of the staff nurses to go out into the waiting room and ask for a patient named "Pat McGroin".
What made that especially funny was that both nurses involved were the most straight laced women you could meet.
G. Howie Hurtz
Buster Hyman