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Drunk man's violent bacon roll attack
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| October 5, 2006
Posted on 10/05/2006 4:17:21 PM PDT by Shermy
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To: FlJoePa
No idea what the heck a "bacon roll" is, but it sounds tasty. With the nanny state attitude on Junk food, the drunk is lucky he wasn't charged with assault with a deadly weapon. :)
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posted on
10/05/2006 4:56:33 PM PDT
by
JimSEA
To: Shermy
managed to turn his life around
Isn't that special.
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posted on
10/05/2006 5:00:01 PM PDT
by
csvset
(Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil & inhumane)
To: Shermy
Andre Cartwright, 36, had drunk 1.5 litres of vodka and a litre of Jack Daniels whiskey the night before... Who needs a bacon roll? His breath alone was a deadly weapon.
To: Shermy
Some days someone finally has to do all the heavy lifting and pasting. This is a British breakfast bacon roll ad:
![](http://www.business9am.co.uk/images/site/body/Photos/Photo6_medium.jpg)
And there's other photos of those British bacon rolls, all of which indicate that the man's cheeks were well padded when he got hit.
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posted on
10/05/2006 5:13:39 PM PDT
by
xJones
To: lesser_satan; Larry Lucido
Bacon Roll Attack -- wasn't that some hardcore metal band?
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posted on
10/05/2006 7:00:39 PM PDT
by
RepoGirl
("Tom, I'm getting dead from you, but I'm not getting Un-dead..." -- Frasier Crane)
To: RepoGirl
If not, it sure as hell should have been.
BTW, did you watch the new SP last night?
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posted on
10/05/2006 7:16:09 PM PDT
by
lesser_satan
(EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
To: lesser_satan
Missed it, unfortunately. And for no damn good reason, either.
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posted on
10/05/2006 7:37:18 PM PDT
by
RepoGirl
("Tom, I'm getting dead from you, but I'm not getting Un-dead..." -- Frasier Crane)
To: Shermy; MadIvan; TrebleRebel; dighton
I don't know how you politically incorrect VRWC people can take this attack so lightly.
Let us suppose that the vic in this case were a Muslim. An infidel pepetrator, armed with a pork product, could cause mental anguish. It would be a Hate Crime.
What next, infidel crusaders? Dropping Bacon Butties on suspected al-qaida strongholds? Forcing young Muslim athletes to toss around the old pigskin? The sooner you submit to the Will of Allah, the sooner you will enjoy pork-free peace.
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posted on
10/05/2006 8:32:21 PM PDT
by
Kenny Bunk
(What does it matter if we’re all dead, as long as the French respect us.)
To: Slings and Arrows; Xenalyte; Bacon Man; Hap; humblegunner
Bacon roll attacks are very serious things and should never be taken lightly. This should have had very harsh consequences.
{muffled snickering...}
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posted on
10/05/2006 10:02:53 PM PDT
by
Allegra
(HAPPY FUN BALL IS REALLY TICKED OFF)
To: Allegra
Could be a handy trick for Baghdad.
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posted on
10/05/2006 10:15:47 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("The Democratic Party: Against buggering youths for almost a week now." --IMAO.us)
To: Slings and Arrows
Could be a handy trick for Baghdad. Yep, it sure could. Emphasis on the "bacon" part.
I'd have to learn how to drink one liter of vodka and 1.5 liters of Jack Daniels successively first.
I'd better get practicing...
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posted on
10/05/2006 10:29:51 PM PDT
by
Allegra
(HAPPY FUN BALL IS REALLY TICKED OFF)
To: Allegra; lesser_satan; RepoGirl
I was picturing a fruit roll-up, but made of bacon.
To: Larry Lucido; Bacon Man
I was picturing a fruit roll-up, but made of bacon. Hey...that sounds like it would be GOOD!
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posted on
10/05/2006 10:33:58 PM PDT
by
Allegra
(HAPPY FUN BALL IS REALLY TICKED OFF)
To: Cagey; MotleyGirl70; Mr. Brightside
Andre Cartwright "Cartwright! Cartwright!!"
"Excuse me, did a girl call for me""
"Yes, I yell 'Cartwright,' you no answer, I tell her you no here, she say cuss word and hang up."
To: Allegra
To: Allegra
Evening, Allegra. Hope you're well and all's quiet in Baghdad.
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posted on
10/05/2006 10:42:04 PM PDT
by
SoldierDad
(Proud Father of an American Soldier fighting in the WOT)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
My sainted aunt's grape juice! How was he able to stay upright much less mobile? My first question was...how was he still ALIVE? Day-um!
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posted on
10/05/2006 10:48:59 PM PDT
by
Allegra
(HAPPY FUN BALL IS REALLY TICKED OFF)
To: SoldierDad
Morning, Soldier Dad!
It's a quiet, peaceful sunny morning so far. Coming up on 9 a.m.
The standard Friday driving curfew is in effect until 3 p.m. Of course, that hasn't stopped them before.
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posted on
10/05/2006 10:52:27 PM PDT
by
Allegra
(HAPPY FUN BALL IS REALLY TICKED OFF)
To: Allegra
It's great to hear that all's quiet as of now. It's going on 11:00pm here in Northern CA. My son hasn't sent any further word since his email of this past Tuesday. I pray he's alright.
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posted on
10/05/2006 10:55:56 PM PDT
by
SoldierDad
(Proud Father of an American Soldier fighting in the WOT)
To: Larry Lucido; Allegra; lesser_satan
I was picturing a fruit roll-up, but made of bacon. ::Repogirl throwing head back, drooling, in a perfect imitation of her idol, Homer J. Simpson::
"Mmmmm...rolled bacon ..."
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posted on
10/05/2006 11:19:27 PM PDT
by
RepoGirl
("Tom, I'm getting dead from you, but I'm not getting Un-dead..." -- Frasier Crane)
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