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Khameini: Don't masturbate during Ramadan
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| Oct. 4, 2006
| Yaakov Lappin
Posted on 10/04/2006 11:20:57 AM PDT by Alouette
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To: Alouette
just further proving what an infidel I really am...
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posted on
10/05/2006 7:43:00 AM PDT
by
God luvs America
(When the silent majority speaks the earth trembles!)
To: N. Theknow
I think they call that, "Pulling the Prophet" or, "Motivating Muhammad" or, "Spanking the Shiek".
To: Alouette
Yep...cuz every time you masterbate, God kills a little kitten..
sarc
123
posted on
10/05/2006 7:56:34 AM PDT
by
spectre
(Spectre's wife)
To: Sender
On-line fatwas. What will they think of next?
Nam Vet
124
posted on
10/05/2006 8:22:18 AM PDT
by
Nam Vet
(Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding liberals that stops bright ideas from penetrating.)
To: AmishDude
In Islam, women are never allowed to nag. If they do, the husband can kill them.
125
posted on
10/05/2006 8:32:07 AM PDT
by
SoldierDad
(Proud Father of an American Soldier fighting in the WOT)
To: i_dont_chat
Because they can fix races, happens more than people realize.
126
posted on
10/05/2006 8:51:15 AM PDT
by
Recon Dad
(Marine Spec Ops Dad)
To: Xenalyte
Hey I just realized I'm not on the Salacious Ping List! How can we correct this grievous error?
To: Xenalyte
Salacious Ping List? Sounds like the list for me, sign me up please! :D
To: Bacon Man; Hap
I can fix that. Should I add Hap as well?
129
posted on
10/05/2006 10:30:19 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Viva España!)
To: To Hell With Poverty
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posted on
10/05/2006 10:31:02 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Viva España!)
To: Alouette
"renders a fast invalid"
How do you do that, grease the wheels on the hospital bed? :-P
To: Xenalyte; Hap
Why the hell not we're at war!
To: Bacon Man; Hap
Done and done!
And I mean DONE.
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posted on
10/05/2006 12:08:37 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Viva España!)
To: longshadow; VadeRetro; balrog666; Senator Bedfellow; RadioAstronomer; js1138; whattajoke; Shryke; ..
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Masturbation Ping List
Don't ask to be added to or dropped from this list. Just don't.
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134
posted on
10/05/2006 12:25:35 PM PDT
by
PatrickHenry
(Unresponsive to trolls, lunatics, fanatics, retards, scolds, & incurable ignoramuses.)
To: Alouette
Well, a jerkoff like Khameini should know about the subject.
135
posted on
10/05/2006 12:59:23 PM PDT
by
steve-b
(It's hard to be religious when certain people don't get struck by lightning.)
To: PatrickHenry
Thanks. Always good to know which religious strictures I'm ignoring at any given time.
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posted on
10/05/2006 1:05:24 PM PDT
by
Gumlegs
To: dead
To: PatrickHenry; Alouette
Khameini: Don't masturbate during Ramadan"As compensation, you are permitted to beat your wife twice as often as you normally do, so it's no biggie," Khameini added.
To: To Hell With Poverty
"renders a fast invalid" How do you do that, grease the wheels on the hospital bed? :-P
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posted on
10/05/2006 6:24:19 PM PDT
by
Alouette
(Psalms of the Day: 69-71)
To: Alouette
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