Posted on 10/01/2006 12:13:58 AM PDT by bad company
9/29/2006 - Recently a University of Florida professor showed up to his class stoned off his brains. The original lecture was over an hour but here's the best 4 minute segment. I have since learned that he has been placed on leave for this stellar performance.
Okay. That means that... our whole solar system... could be, like... one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being. This is too much!
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The video is too funny.
"A stoned prof. at your alma mater" ping
I once had a professor who apologized to our class, confessing that he had given us lectures while drunk. None of us had noticed. He was a brilliant guy, and apparently alcohol just slowed his speech down a bit.
I had an English Lit prof. who ranted on and on about the evils of margarine and how he only ever used butter. I'm assuming he meant in a food-like manner, but no one ever asked. He did this multiple times, and burnt up the better part of the class time doing it.
Liberal profs think they are brilliant because they think they can prove that the most illogical things are actually true.
Go figure.
What was his drug of choice? I cannot access the video. Fill me in a little, what was he talking about ....... please.
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That's what we used to call some of the sweet little hottie local girls who used to hang out down outside Fort Dix back in '69.
Man, did you just start a wave of forgotten memories.
At least the professor made some sense. I heard that Johnny Winter once arrived two hours late for a performance, sat down in his chair with his guitar, carefully set down his fifth of bourbon, and fell over sideways. Show over.
a 50 year old saying "Dudes!" He should be fired for that alone.
I'm actually surprised to hear younger people say it. It's "like so 60's dude."
And that was only 4 minutes. Can you imagine the torture of those poor students who had to endure that for an hour? I've sat through classes equally pointless and boring and it IS torture.
The whole class used to show up stoned back in the 70's.
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