[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

I feel dirty. I read the title and think, Cool, Ford has created a nice looking, sleek car that will be cost effective yet give the stylish appearance of an exotic.

Boy was I wrong. Looking at those pictures I think of the poor chap who drunkenly has a night of passion only to turn the lights on the next morning to see what it looks like.

Just Damn would be in order. I've seen parking blocks with better lines and carnival game booths with less cheesy gadgets.

JMO of course.

Just the thought of Bond in a station wagon give the appearance that the feminization of all things testosterone driven is complete. Let me guess, Bond in this one has a line where he says, "Bond, James Bond, and I ALLWAYS wear a ribbed condom, for her pleasure."

/s&/h

[VOA]

Just the thought of Bond in a station wagon give the appearance that the
feminization of all things testosterone driven is complete

I can just BARELY ALMOST see Bond driving a souped-up Dodge Magnum or
the Volvo station wagon. I mean, REALLY souped-up.
Because the Aston-Martin is temporarily in the shop.

But with the Mondeo, my first response is "Bond drives something that
looks like a Mazda? And it ain't even a Miata or a RX model!".

[MikeD]

Bond, James Bond, and I ALLWAYS wear a ribbed condom, for her pleasure

Replace "for her pleasure" with "you can't be too careful," and you pretty much have a line out of one of the Gardner Bond books. Blech.