[Orange1998]

"I tried raw oysters once to impress a date."

If I went on a date and she did that I would be quite impressed!

[capt. norm]

"I tried raw oysters once to impress a date."

I did that in my late teens. I had heard that raw oysters help your sexual prowess, so I ate a dozen raw oysters before the date.....but three of the darn things didn't even work.