4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
All of these apply. The ones that really got me was the elevator and the Weather Channel ones.
Kinda reminds me of last week when I was at the bar watching a late game. I was putting money in the juke and for an extra buck you could move your song to the front of the list, so I moved every song I played forward (Heart,John Cougar, Huey Lewis LOL!). A kid in his 20's finally came up to me at the urging of his girlfriends and asked me to stop pushing his songs back. He told me he had some CCR coming up that he wanted to hear. I responded "Creedence? Great they are one of my favorites. If I knew they were on the machine I would have played them!"
"No,"he replied, "Cross Canadian Ragweed!"
No,"he replied, "Cross Canadian Ragweed!"
Now that's funny.