12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
A few months ago I got off of my plane flight home around midnight and figured I'd treat myself to a beer before going to bed. I walked in the convienience store and had to ask them when they quit selling alcohol. (I've been in this county for 10 years.)
I know it's after two a.m., because I occasionally pick up dinner there on my way home from work.