And if you thought you were Doomed before, wait until Anoreth starts driving the Incredibly Hugh Van. She's going to Driver's Ed next month!
OK, that's officially scary. Not that she won't be a fine driver, but learning to drive in the Incredibly Hugh Van...whoa. Well, after that, parallel parking anything else will be a cinch, I guess.
I learned to drive in a 1976 Datsun B210. My dad's theory was, I guess, if I screwed up, I'd take myself out of the gene pool quickly without causing significant damage to whatever I hit.
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