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A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.

The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"

The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"

The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"

[sully777]

That was a good one.

I like the classic:

Two blondes are standing on either side of the lake facing each other. One blonde yells to the other, "How do I get to the other side???" The other blonde yells back, "You are on the other side."

[fireforeffect]

Or this classic.

A blonde was driving her sports car 75 in a 55.

She saw the flashing blue lights in the mirror and knew what to do, this had happened before, often.

She pulled over and stopped. Zipped down her sweater, but not too much.

She looked up and there was the police officer. A female police officer.

Driver license and registration please.

The blonde grabs her purse and starts rummaging through it. "OH MY GOD, it's in here somewhere. What does it look like."

The Officer says, "Its a the same size as a credit card with you picture on it."

The blonde finds a small mirror, sees herself, smiles and shows it to the Officer.

"Well why didn't you tell me you were a police officer," says the blonde female police officer.