Oh boy, this looks like a winning idea -- A rapist sociopath, an attempted murderer and someone who could be crippled by the next punch they take.
And the sad thing is people will actually pay to go see this freak show.
Mike Tyson Quotes
My main objective is to be professional but to kill him.
-- (on Fighting Lennox Lewis, 2002)
"You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend." --On Razor Ruddock
Tyson to his autobiography author
" I payed a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like a innocent infant. I offered the attendant 10,000$ to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox ! He declined."
A notorious Tyson rant
"All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal if Jesus were here I'd fight him too,"
Tyson to Jim Lampley describing his victory
"My power is discombobulatingly devastating. I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."
Tyson on Biggs
"He was screaming like my wife"
On his childhood to his autobiography author
"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon Julius had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard"
Mike Tyson on ESPN interview
"I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.
Tyson at Press Conference before Lewis fight
I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children.
Tyson's miscellaneous quotes
"How dare these boxers challenge me with their primitive skills? It makes me angry. They're just as good as dead."
"I'm on the Zoloft (medication) to keep from killing y'all."
"I really dig Hannibal. Hannibal had real guts. He rode elephants into Cartilage."
"I just want them to keep bringing guys on and I'm going to strip them of their health. I bring pain, a lot of pain."
"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."
"I'm not Mother Teresa. But I'm also not Charles Manson!"
"I try to catch him right on the tip of the nose, because I try to push the bone into the brain."
"There are nine million people who see me in the ring and hate my guts. Most of them are white. That's okay. Just spell my name right."
""I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."
"Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her."
"When you see me smash somebody's skull, you enjoy it."
"I have some pain I'm gonna have for the rest of my life. So every now and then I kick your f***ing ass"
[He] called me a rapist and a recluse. Im not a recluse.
Tyson needs to get into the UFC, I'd like to see fight Tim (the maniac) Sylvia or Andrei Arlovski
Why? Is he hungry for ears again?
old fighters should retire sooner than later evidence Ali. Having said that and not being a big boxing fan it was really something to watch him when he was first becoming a champion, he was an amazing fighter until his mentor died.
I'm close enought to Youngstown to attend this event in person.
His glass chin will end this comeback early.
We have 'Rocky 6' coming out in December, and now Mike Tyson is going to fight again. The only difference is that I am actually looking forward to seeing Rocky 6 when it's out (yeah, I'm a dork).