Um, I think the Chinese Buffet down the street will be getting my business, thanks!
Hippie Wait Person: Thank you for coming out to the Che Armada tonight - may I take your order?
Diner: Uh, yeah, can I see a menu?
HWP: Well, we really can't afford menus, and besides, paper and ink harm the environment, and printing companies are so bourgeois...
Diner: Uh, OK. Can you tell me about your specials?
HWP: (Brightens) Oh yes! Tonight we are featuring a little dish we like to call "Garbage" - we just got a fresh load of it in this morning!
Diner: (looking around and sniffing slightly) Hmmm, I don't know.....Do you have anything else?
HWP: Well, we can also offer "Love"...
Diner: (really looking at HWP for the first time) AAAHHHH! Oh, I mean, ah, you know I just remembered a very important appointment that I must be at, right now, across town, and I'm not as hungry as I thought anyway...
HWP: (shaking head and mumbling as diner exits) You know these people would be happier and live longer if they would just stop once in a while and smell the garbage...