ROFLMAO!! I can see it now... people going to a cat show and asking the breeders how big the turds are, then choosing what breed they get on that basis! ;p
Seriously, though, I like big fluffy cats. With Maine Coons, I suppose the females are fairly big (10 to 12 pounds), but it's usually the male cats who are the whoppers... 20 pounds and then some... although I'm sure sometimes they have Amazon cats!!
We have a Maine Coon and her halfbreed son. They are delightful!