[Pharmboy]

I just this the other day from an old buddy who did 25 in the Navy. Thought you folks would enjoy some of these...

[A knight without armor]

Thank you! I've seen this before but I ALWAYS laugh out loud!

[Northern Yankee]

Fabulous... and ohhh so true!

[poobear]

"If you see a bomb technician running, follow him." - USAF Ammo Troop

One of my favorites. Thanks for posting.

[Mr. Brightside]

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - David Hackworth

The best thing I ever heard him say.

RIP

[MNJohnnie]

If you are short of everything but enemies, you are in a combat zone.

[MNJohnnie]

Freindly Fire Isn't.

[MNJohnnie]

The point end goes in first

[Young Werther]

Sign I had on wall of my Office at Minot AFB. Aircrews came by to pick up their Communication Kits.

IF TOO LOW TO EJECT DO THE FOLLOWING:

1. Loosen shoulder straps

2. Bend at Waist placing head between your Legs.

3. Kiss your Ass, Goodbye!

[Arrowhead1952]

-- "No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay

PLUS

No inspection-ready unit has ever passed combat.

[r-q-tek86]

Funny. Thanks.

Several years ago I was talking to a former army pilot about a military jet crash that was all over the news. I meant to ask "What does the military do to the pilot when he crashes his plane?" but the question came out "What happens when you crash your plane?"

Without missing a beat, the old pilot said "The dirt comes inside the cockpit with you"

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Basic Flying Rules: "Try to stay in the middle of the air. Do not go near the edges of it. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there."

[SMARTY]

Every time I read these, I laugh but I also have the greatest respect for people in the military. The least of them is probably way more slick than most of us.

[archy]

The three things that don't do pilots any good:

runway behind you...
altitude above you...
and fuel you left back in the tanker.

[archy]

"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher

Claymore antipersonnel mine:

[archy]

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Marine Corps

Should be:

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not no longer our friend." - U.S. Marine Corps

[Joe Brower]

My favorite is the part of the instructions on the MRE water-based heater packet where it says on the picture of the rock (depicting how to rest the packet on an incline), "Rock or Something".